- Mom: Religion shouldn't be in the courtroom.
- Me: Then why can't gays get married?
- Mom: Do you want the honest truth?
- Me: Yes
- Mom: Because marriage is sacre--
- Me: "Sacred". Meaning "religious". Next answer.
- Mom: Because it's wrong!
- Me: How?
- Mom: Marriage is between a male and a female!
- Me: Mom, genitals don't get married. Hearts do.
